ALRIGHT, YOU SISSY ASS WANKERS. TIME FOR ANOTHER WEDNESDAY TRAIL! Hares: Bear Back Fanny Packed & Ass Juices When: Wednesday, 08/05/15 6:69 pee em in Zoo's Parking Lot (108 Clarke Court #2, Charlottesville) Why: Because we want to celebrate the act of Injection of our Rh3 cousins! Bring a Pacifier to suck on or a bonnet to wear, a rattle to annoy … Continue reading Wednesday trail

Hash 546: The Beefier, the Better! Hare: Booty and the Beef When: Sunday Aug 2nd at 3 Pee Em Where: 1801 Pireus Row Charlottesville, VA. Park behind the building so our tomfoolery is less noticeable. Shiggy Level: shiggilicious. You'll get wet - sopping wet What to Bring: the usual suspects: $5, vessels, virgins Why: cuz I gotta … Continue reading Trail 546 Beefier the Better

Hear ye hear ye I declareth a trail the good olde day of Sunday year of our Lord (Jesus Christ[May he live forever{Allelujah}]) 2015 July 26. Harlots gather at 2:69 in the pee em Food Lion 32 Mill Creek Dr. Charlottesville, VA 22902 Time: Convene at 2:69 in the pee em Standard shiggy level applies It's hot let's … Continue reading Trail 545 Sunday July 26th

Who: Yolks on You What: Trail #544 When: Monday July 20 5:69 pm Where: Pen Park, 1400 Pen Park Rd Why: Got to get a trail in before I go on a walkabout up the east coast to, y'know, find myself. How: by the grace of god. Shiggy: Yes please on-after: firefly (1304 e market st) there … Continue reading Trail 544

What: America HellsYeah Trail, cum show ur support wearing her colors red, white, and green..?? Who: Stuff'd N Cuff'd and Kiddie Muncher Where: 1710 Monticello Rd, 22902  When: July 8th HARES AWAY at 6.39pm Other Things to Know: Bring virgins, Bring your ID's, bring hash cash, bring ur bare bottoms cause you could be sitting on ice. it's … Continue reading Trail 543 Wednesday July 8th