Wednesday trail

ALRIGHT, YOU SISSY ASS WANKERS. TIME FOR ANOTHER WEDNESDAY TRAIL!

Hares: Bear Back Fanny Packed & Ass Juices

When: Wednesday, 08/05/15 6:69 pee em in Zoo’s Parking Lot (108 Clarke Court #2, Charlottesville)
Why: Because we want to celebrate the act of Injection of our Rh3 cousins! Bring a Pacifier to suck on or a bonnet to wear, a rattle to annoy us all with, or any ‘Infant Couture” to symbolize our inbreeding pride with our beloved neighboring kennels! The more “special” you look, the better! I might even just bring some SURPRISE INFANT COUTURE FOR ANYONE LACKING THE RESOURCES (hint: rhymes with HYPER)
Bring $5, virgins, your step-dad’s credit card, plenty of baby wipes.
ON-ON
-Bear Back Fanny Packed
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