When: Wednesday, 08/05/15 6:69 pee em in Zoo’s Parking Lot (108 Clarke Court #2, Charlottesville)

Why: Because we want to celebrate the act of Injection of our Rh3 cousins! Bring a Pacifier to suck on or a bonnet to wear, a rattle to annoy us all with, or any ‘Infant Couture” to symbolize our inbreeding pride with our beloved neighboring kennels! The more “special” you look, the better! I might even just bring some SURPRISE INFANT COUTURE FOR ANYONE LACKING THE RESOURCES (hint: rhymes with HYPER)

Bring $5, virgins, your step-dad’s credit card, plenty of baby wipes.

-Bear Back Fanny Packed