Return to O! Trail 578

Return to O! ( hill that is)
Trail will be super flat and easy( like your mom)
when: Wednesday August 3rd, gather 6 pm, hares away 6:30pm
What: trail ya wank! shiggy 2.5
hares: HPZ and a cohare if I can get one
bring: virgins, shiggy socks, hash cash
where: Durty Nellies Pub, Charlottesville ( lotsa parking avalible at HPZs pad)


As much as Wednesday trails kick ass, let’s bring back some of that Sunday debauchery!
Hares: Bear Back Fanny Packed and Ass Juices.
When: Sunday 7/31/16 2:30 pee em. Hares away at 2:69.
Total Distance Estimation: 3.5-4.0 Miles
Shiggy Level Estimation: 3.0 No dogs or kids (Might be dog friendly for Cujo, but I’d leave fifi at home)
  • From 29 N, turn left onto Lewis and Clark Dr. You’ll take you’re 1st left into UVA Research park.
  • When turning into the UVA research park, you’ll see 2 office buildings. Circle will gather in the parking lot in front of the “Town Center 3” building, which is the building on the left.
  • Wear Shiggy socks!
Bring $5 hash cash, virgins, and an enema to clear out those Ass Packed Fanny Juices!
On-After Location: Timberwood Grill- 3311 Worth Crossing, Charlottesville, VA 22911
-Bear Back Fanny Packed and Ass Juices

Trail #576 – Wednesday, July 20th

Listen up wankers, we’ve got some important details for trail next week!

What: Trail #576 – Free the Mountain! (A Nut-Juice Production)
When: Wednesday, July 20th, meet at 5:30*, pack away by 7pm!
Where: Trail will start in front of the Jefferson School Parking Garage (233 4th St NW, Charlottesville, VA 22903), There is free parking in the garage, or on 4th street.
Why: Beer. Also, Rock My Wiener Schnitzel will be back in town and wants to see all your smiling beer filled faces! Cum make him pay for his extreme backsliding!
Hares: Ass Juices and Green Nuts & Ham
Other Stuff: Bring cranium lamps or fleshlights, virgins, vessels, dry clothes, and $5 Hash Cash!
Shiggy level: Should hit a good solid 2.5 even though we’re starting downtown. 😈

*So here’s the deal, you don’t really have to show up at 5:30, but if you can that would be awesome! There’s a very important meeting to get public input on the future of the trail system at Ragged Mountain ( If you want to make your voice heard the meeting starts at 5:30, get there early if you want to sign up to speak. There’s no guarantee you’ll get a turn to speak before we hit trail, but we can at least show support and put our names on the list of those advocating for shared use (aka “Option E”). Current rules forbid *unning there (that includes hashing). Also, if you decide to attend the meeting it may be a good idea to take it easy with the beer socks and dog collars, let’s try not to scare the naturalists! 😁


Hash Wednesday July 6th

What: CHHH Trail #575
When: Wednesday, July 6th, on out at 6:30pm
Where: West Park Plaza, Corner of Rio Road and Four Seasons Drive (Google Westpark Market to get you to the parking lot, then just look for the assholes who are dressed funny)
Hares: Green Nuts and Skiddy
Other: Bring Virgins, Bring vessels, and bring $5 hash cash!


hash Wednesday June 22nd

Trail: Caution: Slippery When Wet, #574

Hare: Handy Snaxxx
Where: Greenbrier Park, Charlottesville, VA 22901
When: Meet up at 6:30pm, hares away at 7pm
What to Expect: 2.5 shiggy, 3.5 miles, water crossings
What to Bring: $5, vessels, virgins, your pants (scratch that, bring your Harlot booty shorts…or really any short shorts…scratch that, don’t bring any pants of any kind, pants are forbidden…)

A Note about Location/Parking: You’ll notice there’s no street number in the Greenbrier Park address…I believe that’s because there are multiple access points to enter the park. That being said, my GPS took me to Greenbrier Drive, and along Greenbrier Drive there are two big signs for Greenbrier Park (there isn’t any parking in the actual park, at least not at these access points). Please park on the street in the nearby residential areas and walk in. Walking in at any sign/access point will get you to the same place, just follow the paths to the big wooden bridge and that’s where we will all meet up for opening and closing circle.


RAMBO TRAIL June 12th!


Fanny checks out a swing on trail!


The pack went through a tunnel that was not part of true trail (sneaky hare!)


The FRB’s!


Baby Ass Juices in the manger


Big thanks to our hash founder RAMBO for haring and to all our lovely visitors!


One muddy false trail!

Where: Ivy Creek Natural Area
1780 Earlysville Rd, Charlottesville, VA 22903
Just past the Hydraulic Road intersection with Earlysville Rd. (Rt. 743).
On the left if heading north, about 1/4 mile past the intersection with Hydraulic Rd.
Lat: 38.091265 Lon: -78.493526

When: 1469 hours (3:09 P.M.), Sunday, 12 June 2016, On-out no later than 3:30 P.M.

What: No flip-flops. No ballerina shoes. No dogs. No kids. Invite your friends from our sister hashes!

How: Respectfully. Natural Areas are not like parks. They cater to the quiet and the contemplative. We cannot behave in a wild, indisciplined manner or we will find ourselves dis-invited!

Why: To enjoy a classic, epic, Love Commando trail, in-close to the center of town, on one of the longest days of the year.

Who: Rambo. Hareing alone. Old school.    Questions:



Beer check during the “running” portion of trail


Our two “virgins” came back to hash with us again!


On after at Holly’s Deli (we love this place, they put up with us)


Clam joined us for the on after! (should have taken more pictures of the actual float…)


WHERE: Riverview Park in Charlottesville. Corner of Riverside Ave. and Chesapeake St.

**Trail & the float will be A-A, so the float will end at Riverview Park (the beginning location). PLEASE CARPOOL IF POSSIBLE**

BRING: $5 hash cash, your favorite inflatable object to float on, swimsuit and hash shoes (or cashews), sunblock and sun protection gear! PLEASE be discreet with your alcohol drinking. This means bring a vessel and/or coozies.

The plan is to start with a short trail with a beer stop, which will meet upriver where we will inflate tubes (bring air compressors, etc if you have them!) and have snacks and a few beers. The float down the river should take about 2 hours. We can do circle at the on-after. (Lazy assholes who want to miss a beer stop can message me to get the floating start location.)
Hare(s) will provide 2 beer stops (one on trail and one on the float) and pre-float snacks. Bring a cooler if you want anything in addition to this.We will have a tube vehicle to carry your shit to the beginning of the float portion.

On after: most likely Holly’s Deli!

RSVP TO THE EVENT ON FACEBOOK SO I CAN GET A GOOD HEAD(!) COUNT! (If you’re not a member, request to be part of the cHARLOTtesville Hash house harriers group!)