Listen up you wankers, What: Trail 549, the Green B trail. When: Sunday, August 23rd, 2015. 2pm. Who: Plan B and Green Nuts & Ham. Where: Ragged Mountain Reservoir. Why: Because hashing is easy. D'erections: From 64 east take exit 118B for 29 north, then take the Fontaine exit and turn left on Fontaine. G … Continue reading The Green B trail 549, Sunday August 23rd

That's right, everyone. Your girl Seaman Service is finally laying trail again. This time it is in honor of the esteemed Rock, Paper Strippers (my illustrious co-hare and world traveler extraordinaire) who is turning the big dirty 30 on August 15 and will be back in town! In keeping with the dirty 30, please come dressed as … Continue reading Trail 548, Rock’s Birthday Trail

ALRIGHT, YOU SISSY ASS WANKERS. TIME FOR ANOTHER WEDNESDAY TRAIL! Hares: Bear Back Fanny Packed & Ass Juices When: Wednesday, 08/05/15 6:69 pee em in Zoo's Parking Lot (108 Clarke Court #2, Charlottesville) Why: Because we want to celebrate the act of Injection of our Rh3 cousins! Bring a Pacifier to suck on or a bonnet to wear, a rattle to annoy … Continue reading Wednesday trail

Hash 546: The Beefier, the Better! Hare: Booty and the Beef When: Sunday Aug 2nd at 3 Pee Em Where: 1801 Pireus Row Charlottesville, VA. Park behind the building so our tomfoolery is less noticeable. Shiggy Level: shiggilicious. You'll get wet - sopping wet What to Bring: the usual suspects: $5, vessels, virgins Why: cuz I gotta … Continue reading Trail 546 Beefier the Better

Hear ye hear ye I declareth a trail the good olde day of Sunday year of our Lord (Jesus Christ[May he live forever{Allelujah}]) 2015 July 26. Harlots gather at 2:69 in the pee em Food Lion 32 Mill Creek Dr. Charlottesville, VA 22902 Time: Convene at 2:69 in the pee em Standard shiggy level applies It's hot let's … Continue reading Trail 545 Sunday July 26th