Hey Harlots, Smalls to the Wall (my wife Meg) has put the Harlots "on the list" for this weekend's Derby Dames bout. This means anyone saying "I'm with Pussy Snorkel"  - though really any kind of vulgarity at the front door will do - gets a dollar off admission. This saved dollar can be used … Continue reading Hash Social Saturday! Derby Dames Bout

Where: at Darden Towe dog park When: 3 pmWho: you and virginsWhy: It's SundayWhat: Expect to get wet.Hare: How I Pet Your BrotherCo Hare:  Musk Stank Sally

HASH SOCIAL WEDNESDAY APRIL 15th!!!! We are meeting at 6PM at Bear Back Fanny Packed's house. 109 West Water St. call someone to get in. BYOB. Some folks are heading to the SNOOP DOGG concert at 7. If you are lame and don't wanna party with the LION, then we will head over to South … Continue reading Hash Social Wednesday April 15th

Howdy wankers, Trail on April 11th will be in Tidewater VA. BUT its still a Harlot trail because our own Fanny Packed is the Hare! Deets below. If you would like to carpool, comment here, comment on Facebook, or message the list! Because I want to show my hometown some hash love, I've decided to … Continue reading Hash 530 Tidewater Charity Invasion

Ok you wankers, this weekend's trail is an away game! AmKneesia has invited us to Harrisonburg for what is sure to be an awesome time! If you want to carpool, message the list serve I hope you will join me for my second Harrisonburg, VA Hash! Details: Start: Quaker Steak & Lube (back parking lot). … Continue reading Hash 529 Harrisonburg!!!!