HARE YE, HARE YE!!! It is I, Handy Snaxxx, your official new cHARLOTesville hare raiser, bringing you deets for trail THIS SUNDAY!!!! Cum out and show us some luuuuuvin!!! Trail Number: er... Hares: Dew Me and BBQ When: Sunday November 20th Where: McIntire Park, meeting up at 2 pee em, HARES AWAY AT 2:30 PEE EM!!! Length: it's … Continue reading Trail Sunday Nov 20th

Hares: Plan B, Seaman Service, Clean Clam. Basic Bitch trail. Where: 120 Wegmans Way Building 200, 22902. This is the new Dick's. Because we all know basic white girls like dicks. When: November 6th, 1:00pm, Hares away at 1:30 Why: We're celebrating the cumming of autumn and UGG boots and all things pumpkin spice. Don't … Continue reading Trail #584 Basic Bitch Trail

RAMBO IS LAYING TRAIL. "It will **NOT** be some Halloween-themed-walk-through-downtown costume bullshit. It will be a real trail." - Rambo Who: Rambo hareing What: Trail. No special instructions. Where: Preddy Creek Trail Park, 3690 Burnley Station Road, Barboursville, Virginia (38.174536, -78.367979) Why: Because we all love to hash When: Sunday 30 October 2016 Gather 1430 … Continue reading TRAIL #583 – SUNDAY, OCTOBEER 30TH

Well, we don't have any photographic evidence for this particular trail. I (Z0o) have decided to blame this on the rest of mismanagement because none of them were there and I was haring, and also, we are really lazy wankers. The day started with one hare (who shall remain nameless) showed up hours late to … Continue reading Trail #582 – Sunday, OctoBEER 16th

Here's the trail info for Sunday! LOCATION: VLADDIES HOUSE! hooray open day drinking! Directions: drive to the corner of summit st and fontaine. turn on to summit street. PARK SOMEWHERE ON THE STREET YOU HEATHENS. you may have to go on to plateau road. Follow the true trail signs down a scary driveway all the … Continue reading Trail #581: Put it in the Bidet – Sunday, October 2nd