Trail #584 Basic Bitch Trail

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basic bitches got buns!

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Vladamir was the only one to wear a polkadot dress (polkadots are so in right now) but the pack did turn up sporting leggings, messy buns, and (in Green’s case) UGGS

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The hares gave us tiny pumpkins on trail. They also work as codpieces

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sorority squat!

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Some basic bitches got tired and called an uber

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Pumpkin tits!

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Pumpkin tits, Pumpkin spice cookies, and boxed wine at the first Beer Near

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We visited Chicken Run’s house for some coffee with baileys and home made cinnamon whiskey at the second Beer Near

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We had a visitor, Saran Dipity from RH3. We still aren’t sure if Bidet counts as a visitor, but he helped FRB this trail

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Rambo couldn’t join us on trail because he fucked up his leg, and Stuff’d showed up late and fucked up finding trail, but they still came to hang out

Hares: Plan B, Seaman Service, Clean Clam. Basic Bitch trail.
Where: 120 Wegmans Way Building 200, 22902. This is the new Dick’s. Because we all know basic white girls like dicks.
When: November 6th, 1:00pm, Hares away at 1:30
Why: We’re celebrating the cumming of autumn and UGG boots and all things pumpkin spice.
Don’t ask about shiggy level or distance or any of that shit. Always bring shiggy socks. Always bring a dry bag. Always be prepared to run.

ON AFTER WILL BE AT CLAMSNAXXX. Basic bitches love brunch and even though by the time trail is over it’ll be after brunch hours we’re still having brunch. So bring shit to share.

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One thought on “Trail #584 Basic Bitch Trail

  1. brandtman9 says:

    On Thursday, November 3, 2016, cHARLOTtesville Hash House Harriers wrote:

    > planbhasher posted: “Hares: Plan B, Seaman Service, Clean Clam. Basic > Bitch trail. Where: 120 Wegmans Way Building 200, 22902. This is the new > Dick’s. Because we all know basic white girls like dicks. When: November > 6th, 1:00pm, Hares away at 1:30 Why: We’re celebrating the c” >

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