WAT: A f'ing trail WHERE: Meet at Waffle House, 1162 5th St SW, Charlottesville WHEN: 6:69 PeeEMM, WEDNESDAY, July 9th WHO: Heavy Petting Zoo ( if you wanna cohare this bitch let me know, you know my motto, the more the merrier) WAT ELSE: Welcum welcum, to this rachett-ass blue waffle of a trail. I … Continue reading #507 Wednesday July 9th

Hash on 6/22 Your hare is Chicken Run Your place is Azeala Park Your time is 2:69 pm (3:09 pm)

What: its Friday the 13th and the 4th Analual wear your Short Jhorts (cut-off jean shorts), your favorite wolf shirt (the more wolves the better), and 3 ring king/striped socks (like the ones you wore as a kid) Remember Kiddie, they are not jhorts unless you can see your pockets, lol! Hares: Stuff'd N Cuff'd … Continue reading Friday the 13th!

School's out for the summer and the naughty school girls are out to play! To celebrate our end of grad school classes, Heavy Petting Zoo and Seaman Service invite you to a shiggylicious trail that will make you want to cut class. WHAT: Trail #504 WHEN: Wednesday, June 11, 6:69 PeeEm WHERE: Darden Towe park, … Continue reading Hash 504 Wednesday 6/11

Start is Mount View Baptist church on st. Clair ave.  at 5:43pm expect to get wet and plenty of shiggy. $5, bring virgins. 🙂