WAT: A f’ing trail
WHERE: Meet at Waffle House, 1162 5th St SW, Charlottesville
WHEN: 6:69 PeeEMM, WEDNESDAY, July 9th
WHO: Heavy Petting Zoo ( if you wanna cohare this bitch let me know, you know my motto, the more the merrier)
WAT ELSE: Welcum welcum, to this rachett-ass blue waffle of a trail. I may not know my own name most of the time, but I know my shiggy, so be prepared. Bring virgins, fleshlamps, $5 to pay your ‘ho, and vessels. Don’t bother asking your mom’s/mistress’s permission to be out on a school night, she already told me you were cumin’ when I tucked her in yesterday (aye-oh) and I won’t keep you up all night (that’s what she said?)
ON AFTER: Durty Nellie’s