School’s out for the summer and the naughty school girls are out to play! To celebrate our end of grad school classes, Heavy Petting Zoo and Seaman Service invite you to a shiggylicious trail that will make you want to cut class.
WHAT: Trail #504
WHEN: Wednesday, June 11, 6:69 PeeEm
WHERE: Darden Towe park,
1445 Darden Towe Park, Charlottesville, VA 22911
Turn left as you pull into the park and park in the small parking lot on your left. Look for people dressed like hashers
WHY: Because we wanna see your catholic school girl outfits. If you don’t have legs like Stuff’d n Cuff’d feel free to dress up like a strict but sexy teacher
WHAT ELSE: Bring $5, a vessel, shiggy socks, innocent virgins to shock and wow, and any homework you want done poorly.
QUESTIONS: Text Zoo @ 586-651-0760, but you must include nudes
ON-ON BITCHES!
HPZ and SS
Stuff’d N Cuff’d
A fine looking bunch! Although 5 of us got appreciably wetter than the other 4. Ahem.
-Bed Bath & BIDET
P.S. The drenched iPhone survived after thorough dryout.
yeah good times, and we only had the slightest smell of singe hair from the lightning storm.