Hash #536: Your Mom Hey wankers! Your Mom loves to do it in the woods, so this Sunday's trail will feature some light shiggy. Your Mom likes it in the kitchen, so there will be naughty sugar cookies. Your Mom drank when she was preggers so there will be cold beer. Your Mom is short and sweet, … Continue reading Hash #536 Sunday May 10th

Hey you lucky lucky wankers! Mustank Sally has stepped up to lay trail again next week (cause who wouldn't step up for a good lay).  So get your lazy asses in gear for a running' sweatin' dirty song singin' beer swillin' classic hash. WHAT: An actual trail. Shiggy of 2. 4-5 miles WHO: Hare is … Continue reading Hash 535 Classic Hash Sunday May 3rd

So now you have all these fancy patches from Golf Hash and you need some place to put them! Well we are ordering our own Snazzy Happi Coats!! They are blue with a boarder of mountains representing the Blue Ridge. The back has our Harlot Logo and you can personalize them with your name!  We … Continue reading Happi Coats!!

Hey Guys, this is a benefit pub crawl for Computers4kids. Some of us did this last year, lets try to have a Harlot showing on Saturday and raise some $ for Charity before we see the Derby Dames! Details. Start (@ 12:00) and end the run at McGrady's Irish Pub at 946 Grady Ave, Charlottesville, … Continue reading 5k Pub R*n Saturday May 2nd

Hey Harlots, Smalls to the Wall (my wife Meg) has put the Harlots "on the list" for this weekend's Derby Dames bout. This means anyone saying "I'm with Pussy Snorkel"  - though really any kind of vulgarity at the front door will do - gets a dollar off admission. This saved dollar can be used … Continue reading Hash Social Saturday! Derby Dames Bout