Hash #536: Your Mom

Hey wankers!

Your Mom loves to do it in the woods, so this Sunday’s trail will feature some light shiggy. Your Mom likes it in the kitchen, so there will be naughty sugar cookies. Your Mom drank when she was preggers so there will be cold beer. Your Mom is short and sweet, so the trail won’t be so long that you fall asleep in the group shower (are we starting a new tradition for the summer???)

Where: Heavy Petting Zoo’s house: 108 Clarke Ct Apt 2. Park in the lot behind her building

When: 4 Pee Em.

What to Bring: $5, vessels, and we all know your Mom loves virgins

Hares: Booty and the Beef and Heavy Petting Zoo

On After: TBD

Your Mom loves to cum so cum on down!

On-On,

Booty and the Beef (for now, DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN)