Attention Wanks! We have a very exciting event coming up in a couple of weeks so pay attention. What: Slutty Dress Run, cohosted by cHARLOTtesville H3, RH3, Titanic Memorial, and 7H4! When: Saturday August 27th, 1:00pm, hares away at 2:00pm. Where: Forest Hills Park. 1022 Forest Hills Ave, Charlottesville, VA 22901. We have a picnic … Continue reading August 27th – Slutty Dress Run!

New location: Food Lion- 1131 5th St SW, Charlottesville, VA 22902 Time: Gather at 6, hares away 6:30 Shiggy: 2 Why? Because we almost died scouting some other shit from that last location... we'll keep that nightmare of a trail in our back pockets for a future Sunday 😉 On-on! -Dew me bear back The … Continue reading Update!!!! Trail Wed. Aug. 17th Do the Dew!

Return to O! ( hill that is) Trail will be super flat and easy( like your mom) when: Wednesday August 3rd, gather 6 pm, hares away 6:30pm What: Trail ya wank! shiggy 2.5, 4ish miles hares: HPZ and Pennsyltucky (possible naming trail so get your questions ready!) bring: virgins, shiggy socks, hash cash where: Durty … Continue reading Return to O! Trail 578

As much as Wednesday trails kick ass, let's bring back some of that Sunday debauchery! Hares: Bear Back Fanny Packed and Ass Juices. When: Sunday 7/31/16 2:30 pee em. Hares away at 2:69. Total Distance Estimation: 3.5-4.0 Miles Shiggy Level Estimation: 3.0 No dogs or kids (Might be dog friendly for Cujo, but I'd leave fifi at home) Where: 995 Research … Continue reading TRAIL #577 – SUNDAY, JULY 31ST

Listen up wankers, we've got some important details for trail next week! What: Trail #576 - Free the Mountain! (A Nut-Juice Production) When: Wednesday, July 20th, meet at 5:30*, pack away by 7pm! Where: Trail will start in front of the Jefferson School Parking Garage (233 4th St NW, Charlottesville, VA 22903), There is free … Continue reading Trail #576 – Wednesday, July 20th