What: Brunch Baby New Year Trail!When: Sunday, January 3rd, 11am Where: St. Maarten Cafe, 1400 Wertland St. Why: Start the year of right! First CHHH trail of 2016 wankers! Hares: Green Nuts & Ham and Plan B Other useful shit: Bring $5 hash cash, ID, virgins, and of course *unning shoes! This is NOT a … Continue reading Brunch Baby New Year Trail! Sunday, January 3rd

UPDATE!!! Details are now here. What: The Analual Santa Crawl Who: Kiddie Muncher and Stuff'd N Cuff'd as we lead this Jolly group to the next tacky light show.  Where: 221 Carlton Rd. #10 When: Dec.12th 6.08pm; hares away 6.32pm Why: Help Kiddie decorate his version of Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree; and of course to … Continue reading Santa Hash for Charity, 12/12/15

WHAT WE HAVE HERE FOLKS IS AN UPCUMMING RAMBO TRAIL! Let's show our founding hash father some ram-bonerly love! When: Sunday December 6, 2015 Since the amount of daylight on this day will be shorter than all of our boners combined: On-Out no later than 1515 hours. So get there at least by 1469 (aka … Continue reading #555 RAMBO TRAIL 12/06/15

What: the BEAVER Full m00n Social. That's right this full m00n is named Beaver! Who: All of you sorry wankers, we given all the old wankers that have not been out in a many a full m00n plenty of notice to make it out Where: Wild Wing Cafe When: Wednesday Nov. 25th 6.38 pm Why: B/C its … Continue reading Beaver Social 11/25/15

Heeeey Wankers! Since we're now in the swing of the Fall season, you know we've gotta have a Basic Bitch trail...with PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING. Expect some friggin' delish shot checks. Expect awesome pumpkin spice themed snaxxx. What is a Basic Bitch? The simple definition is a girl who thinks she's super cool/amazing/unique/exciting but is actually … Continue reading Hash 554, November 8th