Alight Wankers, It’s time for the cville hash to do stuff!
When: Wednesday April 17th 5:40pm (Hares away at 5:69pm)
Hares: Bear Back Fanny Packed… May have a cohare if she’s able to join me.
Where: Fanny’s Crib aka “The Friend Zone”
Shiggy: 1.69 out of 5.69 (We should be staying relatively dry)
Why: Because I miss you fucks!
Trail will be A-A, so you can leave keys, wallets, phones, secret diaries, priceless religious artifacts, a map to treasure island, or whatever the fuck else you’re too afraid to bring on trail in a locked up house that we will be running right back to. No frilly themes or other crap to worry about. Just a basic hash. All you need to do is show the fuck up!
Bring $5 hash cash! Bring virgins, vessels, songs, and any harlots you can bother into attending as well!