Attention wankers!
This is your last day to rego online for our fabulous upcumming weekend, here in beautiful, scenic cHARLOTtsville! Don’t miss Trail #599 on Friday night, which will be our infamous Golf-themed nine shot trail, followed by Trail #600 on Saturday which promises to fuck you up in all the best ways (NOTE:BRING YOUR CRANIUM LAMP!!!) Saturday night is our Gilligan’s Island themed party – don’t forget your coconut bra and your grass skirt and get ready for a luau to remember!
There will be so many balls! Harlot Sangria! Delicious food and revelry! Games and prizes! Cum on out and have a great weekend with friends old and new:
Note: hash events are not recommended for virgins. If you have never been to a trail before, our next regularly scheduled trail will be held on Sunday May 7th.
Where & what time will May 7 be?
It’s at 3pm at IX Art Park! Sorry for not posting the ad, that was my bad.