Alllllrighty wankers time to get all lubed up for the superbowl.  Your lovely hares They All Suck and Vladimir put-it-in hereby declare trail to take place at1:05 in the pee-em this SUNDAY FEBRUARY 1st year of our lord 2015 (may he reign forever[praise be]}. Bring: $5, vessels, virgins, and your mud stompers. Location: Pen park … Continue reading HASH #522 SUNDAY FEB 1st

From Seaman Service: Hey wankers, the 3rd analversary of my introduction to hashing is cummin up on February 13th. My first hash, in Phoenix, was an extremely shitty trail (they zip tied one leg to another person's leg and made us walk along the interstate, until the police came and almost arrested all of us) … Continue reading Hash Social on FRIDAY THE 13th!

This weekend, a bunch of trouble hunting Harlots found their way up to Mechanicsburg, PA for the 10th (and last) Free Beer For All The Hashers.  We managed to shoulder our way through an epic trail, a giant table of alcohol, and quite a few of those free beers while catching up with hashers from … Continue reading The Harlots take on Free Beer #10!

DATE: 25 Jan (SUN) TIME: 1PM LOCATION / On after: Durty Nellies Pub - 2200 Jefferson Park Avenue Text "Wanker" to 434-989-5125 if you plan to cum HARES: Skid Mark and Rock My Wiener Schnitzel OCCASION: Pre-Super Bowl Warm-up (a week early).  Dress to impress and support your team (even if they were out a month … Continue reading HASH #521

This is just a reminder that we are running TRAIL on SUNDAY at 2PEEEM. Meet in the Mall parking lot. I know I said behind Belk, but we need to be more to the side of the mall near JcPenny's . Drive around and you will see us. If you can't find us, text the … Continue reading TRAIL SUNDAY