Return to O! ( hill that is) Trail will be super flat and easy( like your mom) when: Wednesday August 3rd, gather 6 pm, hares away 6:30pm What: Trail ya wank! shiggy 2.5, 4ish miles hares: HPZ and Pennsyltucky (possible naming trail so get your questions ready!) bring: virgins, shiggy socks, hash cash where: Durty … Continue reading Return to O! Trail 578

As much as Wednesday trails kick ass, let's bring back some of that Sunday debauchery! Hares: Bear Back Fanny Packed and Ass Juices. When: Sunday 7/31/16 2:30 pee em. Hares away at 2:69. Total Distance Estimation: 3.5-4.0 Miles Shiggy Level Estimation: 3.0 No dogs or kids (Might be dog friendly for Cujo, but I'd leave fifi at home) Where: 995 Research … Continue reading TRAIL #577 – SUNDAY, JULY 31ST

Listen up wankers, we've got some important details for trail next week! What: Trail #576 - Free the Mountain! (A Nut-Juice Production) When: Wednesday, July 20th, meet at 5:30*, pack away by 7pm! Where: Trail will start in front of the Jefferson School Parking Garage (233 4th St NW, Charlottesville, VA 22903), There is free … Continue reading Trail #576 – Wednesday, July 20th

What: CHHH Trail #575 When: Wednesday, July 6th, on out at 6:30pm Where: West Park Plaza, Corner of Rio Road and Four Seasons Drive (Google Westpark Market to get you to the parking lot, then just look for the assholes who are dressed funny) Hares: Green Nuts and Skiddy Other: Bring Virgins, Bring vessels, and … Continue reading Hash Wednesday July 6th

Trail: Caution: Slippery When Wet, #574 Hare: Handy Snaxxx Where: Greenbrier Park, Charlottesville, VA 22901 When: Meet up at 6:30pm, hares away at 7pm What to Expect: 2.5 shiggy, 3.5 miles, water crossings What to Bring: $5, vessels, virgins, your pants (scratch that, bring your Harlot booty shorts...or really any short shorts...scratch that, don't bring … Continue reading hash Wednesday June 22nd