Can you find the Charlottesville's Laziness In Tubes (Or Rafts/Inflatatable Stuff), also known as Fun with Inflatables, also also known as Seaman Service's fuck off trail! This will be a 4 hour float trip down the Rivanna River in cHARLOTtesville. No actual r*nning involved, fuck the r*ce-ists. Bring a good flotation device and sunscreen and … Continue reading C.L.I.T. (O.R./I.S.) July 9th (SUNDAY!)

Hare: Laya Dykema When: June 21st; 6pm Where: Preddy Creek Trail Park, 3690 Burnley Station Road, Charlottesville, VA 22911 Details: It's a long way out so I'll try to not make trail too long 2.5 - 3. Relatively lowish shiggy. 2 beer stops. Bring $5, vessels, virgins, etc, etc. head lamps if it starts getting … Continue reading Trail #606

Cum join us for Vlad's (now Dr. Vlad!) last trail before she leaves us to walk for a really long time! Hare: Vladimir Putitin Where: Biltmore; 16 Elliewood Ave, Charlottesville, VA 22903 When: Wednesday June 7th at 6 pm. Hare away at 6:30 What to Bring: $5, BRING VESSELS U FOOLS, virgins, dry bags, flesh lights Dets: Should be dog friendly. 4 … Continue reading #605 Vlad’s Bye Bye Trail

Surprise!! We have one more Sunday trail before we make our switch to Wednesdays for the summer season. Please join us and cum support our guest hare from OTH4!! On on!! Hare: $10 Oar Where: Behind Stellar One Commercial Bank : 590 Peter Jefferson Pkwy #250, Charlottesville, VA 22911 When: Sunday May 28th at 3pm What … Continue reading BONUS!!! Trail #604: $10 Oar, May 28th

Hare: Handy Snaxxx Where: Darden Towe Park *we are meeting at the Lewis and Clarke Exploratory Center. To get there, when you are about to enter the park and see the directory sign with all the arrows, take a LEFT. Drive past the pond with the big fountain, past the boat launch, and past the … Continue reading Trail #603: Handy, May 21st