Can you find the Charlottesville’s Laziness In Tubes (Or Rafts/Inflatatable Stuff), also known as Fun with Inflatables, also also known as Seaman Service’s fuck off trail!

This will be a 4 hour float trip down the Rivanna River in cHARLOTtesville. No actual r*nning involved, fuck the r*ce-ists.

Bring a good flotation device and sunscreen and whatever you want to drink! The river has some rapids, but nothing too crazy. There might even be a tree swing!

Hash cash of $5 will cover two beverage stops on the river.

Where: Riverview Park; 298 Riverside Avenue, Charlottesville, Virginia 22902

Gather at 11am – (show up beforehand to blow up tubes and get everything ready)
On-out at 12PM SHARP!

If you are a harlot/visitor and willing to provide a car to park at the end to shuttle everyone back to start, let me know/post below.
xoxo