Smalls to the Wall (my wife Meg) has put the Harlots “on the list” for this weekend’s Derby Dames bout. This means anyone saying “I’m with Pussy Snorkel”  – though really any kind of vulgarity at the front door will do – gets a dollar off admission. This saved dollar can be used for any number of things: buying four gum balls, starting a fire, snorting pixie stix out of how i pet your brother’s navel, or even placing a long distance phone call in the 90s.

Hope to see you there.

What: Cville Derby Dames Bout

Where: Main Street Arena (Downtown – Ice Rink)

When: Sat. May 2. Doors @ 6, Bout @ 7

djd (aka (cat on a broken string of hot pink…) loose nuts)