What: 3rd Analnual wear your Short Jhorts (cut-off jean shorts), your favorite wolf shirt (the more wolves the better), and 3 ring king/striped socks (like the ones you wore as a kid), belated Full mOOn Hash.
Remember Kiddie, they are not jhorts unless you can see your pockets, lol!
Hares: Heavy Petting Zoo and Peach Pocket Pussy
Where: Fridays After Five – Downtown Mall Pavilion (meet near the 3 presidents statue on the corner of city hall)
When: Friday Aug 30st, HARES AWAY at 6.69pm ish(aka 7:09-ish)
Why: Because where else can you feel like you belong when you are rockin’ your Jhorts, Wolf shirt, and 3 ring kings while you howl at the mOOn! Also its has been 1 year since our very own Heavy Petting Zoo has taken the hash world by storm; in case you don’t know she has become a superstar up and DOWN the east coast. Also there might be a naming on this fine night.
Other things you should know: First stop is Fridays After 5 before hares away (Buy your own drinks at Fridays); Hash Cash $5; Bring ID. This Will Not be a pub crawl, but there may be a stop at one or two of the local establishments, bring Virgins, and flash lights. Remember, it’s a belated full mOOn hash, so don’t forget your jokes, songs, and limericks!
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Stuff’d N Cuff’d
Stuff’d N Cuff’d
Great Trail! Cum visit us in Richmond soon!
-Ruby Fluzey