What: the 507th r***ing of the Harlots Hares: Stuff’d N Cuff’d & Captain Spewart Where: at The "Creek" Rt.15N Zion Crossroads. Coming from Cville take I-64E to exit 136(be careful it is now a diverging diamond interchange), at the intersection after the ramp you will be turning left into the commuter lot on the opposite … Continue reading 7/16 the 508th

WAT: A f'ing trail WHERE: Meet at Waffle House, 1162 5th St SW, Charlottesville WHEN: 6:69 PeeEMM, WEDNESDAY, July 9th WHO: Heavy Petting Zoo ( if you wanna cohare this bitch let me know, you know my motto, the more the merrier) WAT ELSE: Welcum welcum, to this rachett-ass blue waffle of a trail. I … Continue reading #507 Wednesday July 9th

Hash on 6/22 Your hare is Chicken Run Your place is Azeala Park Your time is 2:69 pm (3:09 pm)

What: its Friday the 13th and the 4th Analual wear your Short Jhorts (cut-off jean shorts), your favorite wolf shirt (the more wolves the better), and 3 ring king/striped socks (like the ones you wore as a kid) Remember Kiddie, they are not jhorts unless you can see your pockets, lol! Hares: Stuff'd N Cuff'd … Continue reading Friday the 13th!

School's out for the summer and the naughty school girls are out to play! To celebrate our end of grad school classes, Heavy Petting Zoo and Seaman Service invite you to a shiggylicious trail that will make you want to cut class. WHAT: Trail #504 WHEN: Wednesday, June 11, 6:69 PeeEm WHERE: Darden Towe park, … Continue reading Hash 504 Wednesday 6/11