Super Bowl trail! Feb 7th

Seaman will be laying a trail (co-hares welcome).
On after will be a Super Bowl party at Fanny’s house downtown!!
WHO: Seaman + HPZ + ???
WHAT: Awesome trail (NOT pub crawl) as a pre-lube for the Super Bowl party
WHERE: Tin Whistle Pub, 609 E Market St, Charlottesville, VA 22902. On After: Fanny’s house! If you need directions, ask. 
WHEN: Sunday, Febrewary 7th at 1pee m. (On out around 1:30-2pm)
  • To promote physical fitness among our members
  • To get rid of weekend hangovers
  • To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
  • To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

Turtle Neck trail! 1/23/16



When: Saturday January 23rd, 3pm
Where: “IX Art Park” Lot. 522 2nd Street SE. Meet in lot where events are usually held by the weird wooden dome thingy (You’ll know it when you see it).
Hares: Plan B and Bear Back Fanny Packed
What to Expect: A-A Dog Friendly. At least 2 beer checks.
Shiggy level: on a scale of 1,000,000,000-10,000,000,000 It’s about a 1,696,969,696.9
Theme: Turtle Necks…
Bring $5 Hash Cash, Virgins, Turtles, Turtle necks.


-Plan B and Bear Back Fanny Packed

Mustank Sally On Out! 1/9/16

What/Hares: Must Stank (on out) By The Head (just Melissa) 1st trail!
Time: Sat 1/9/15 at 2 Pee em
Hash Cash: $5
Shiggy: Perfect 5/10
Distance: 3-4
Location: Put in your google machine-

Correction: 2000 paddock wood road! Look for trail marks. You’ll find us… Driveway across from St. Andrews church/cemetery 👻

Look for flour on the road to the drive way.

Parking- this is private property, please respect it. Once pulling in (giggity) you’ll see flour to follow to an area for parking. Do not park on green grass only dead.

Extra Info:
Come one cum all to an exciting trail as By The Head (just Melissa) hares her first trail and I say goodbye! We have some great shiggy and great beer to drink! It is about a 25 minute drive East from Charlottesville, about 45 from Richmond (RH3FUG).

Brunch Baby New Year Trail! Sunday, January 3rd

What: Brunch Baby New Year Trail!When: Sunday, January 3rd, 11am

Where: St. Maarten Cafe, 1400 Wertland St.

Why: Start the year of right! First CHHH trail of 2016 wankers!

Hares: Green Nuts & Ham and Plan B

Other useful shit: Bring $5 hash cash, ID, virgins, and of course *unning shoes! This is NOT a crawl, we’ll brunch after trail!!!

Sticking with tradition, if you run trail dressed as Baby New Years (diaper only) you can keep your $5 hash cash.

On on

Santa Hash for Charity, 12/12/15

UPDATE!!! Details are now here.

What: The Analual Santa Crawl

Who: Kiddie Muncher and Stuff’d N Cuff’d as we lead this Jolly group to the next tacky light show. 

Where: 221 Carlton Rd. #10

When: Dec.12th 6.08pm; hares away 6.32pm

Why: Help Kiddie decorate his version of Charlie Brown’s Christmas Tree; and of course to drink and go caroling hash style..

Other things you should know: All are welcome so bring many virgins, comfortable shoes, Bring ID, NO hash cash, now you maybe saying alright no hash cash, see details below.

Details: We will be in search of tacky holiday lights as we hash throughout a lucky cHARLOTtesville neighborhood. All hashers need to bring a container of your favorite holiday concoction to share with your fellow wankers (Lotion better show and bring her good stuff again Face savoring delicious food) think a thermos size containers. The BNs will be what you bring to share so the more you bring to share the happier we all will be.

**** More Details: CHHH is giving back this year, we are asking all Harlots to help a child in our community. Please bring a NEW unwrapped toy or if you would prefer to give cash that is cool. We will then take all donations to cville Toy Lift or Toys for Tots. Any questions about donations should be directed to Green Nuts & Ham.*****

On HoHoHo On


#555 RAMBO TRAIL 12/06/15

Let’s show our founding hash father some ram-bonerly love!

When: Sunday December 6, 2015
Since the amount of daylight on this day will be shorter than all of our boners combined: On-Out no later than 1515 hours. So get there at least by 1469 (aka 1500 for you prudes)– (I’m too lazy to do the math to convert from military time)

From the center of Charlottesville, follow Barracks Road out of town (west towards the Blue Ridge mountains). This becomes Garth Road. Follow this to the Piedmont Store in Whitehall, go around the curve to the right onto Rt. 810 (do not go straight up to Sugar Hollow), Follow Rt. 810 for 7.8 miles and parking area is on the left.  Approximately 45 minutes from Charlottesville.

6610 Blackwells Hollow Road, Crozet, VA 22932

Shiggy: moderate

Elevation gain: ball-buster

Bodies of water or wet swamps/marshes: little to none

Dog-friendly: yes, as long as they do not get underfoot and are on leashes.

Bring hash cash, virgins, shiggy socks, and cranium lights

So tuck your chubs up under your belt, and cum on out for a good ol’ fashioned Rambo Trail!




NFHN Graeme actually ran trail in his slippers!